The Astonishing, by The Spiders! The Spiders!

The Astonishing

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1.	A 03:45	buy track
2.	A (Part 2) 02:29	buy track
3.	Olives With Cheese N' Gravy 02:33	buy track
4.	A Song For My Dear Scott Cawthon 00:55	buy track
5.	Let's Have Scott Cawthon For Breakfest 03:52	buy track
6.	Let's Have Scott Cawthon For Dinner! 01:19	buy track
7.	Ouch! My Tummy Hurts! 04:40	buy track
8.	Another One For Ol' Scotty Boy 03:22	buy track
9.	The Music of Gift (Saaang) 01:08	buy track
10.	Theme of Huggy (Or How Scotland Cawthon Fucked Me Over Yet Again!) 02:03	buy track
11.	Outro 01:09	buy track

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Scotty Scotty Scotty.... We love you, but you're a bitch pussy and EVERYONE knows it. Think I'm lying dude? Manchildren play your game and get scared by your little toys, and you just sit back and rake in them profits. I respect that Scott, but I don't respect you. You vile piece of shit. You think you're gonna live like this forever? The chickens always come home to roost Scott, doesn't matter how loaded you are on freddy funds. I wanna eat you Scott, like one of your bears might eat a child. It's gonna happen, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Don't believe me Scott? Fine, deny your inevitable fate. It worked for Kennedy didn't it? I love you Scott, like a father loves his deformed child. You may be a burden, but you're MY burden. You're my burden Scotty, always and forever.

We are Dream Theater, and this is truly Astonishing.

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released January 23, 2016

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